Dildo Harness

A closeup view of the crotch of a person in a white bodysuit. A blue dildo is mounted over their pubic mound, sticking straight out. A spiral of blue rope runs into the dildo from above. The ends of the rope separate and go down around either side of the dildo, holding it in place with a square knot underneath. The ends of the rope coming out of the square knot separate and pass around either side of the body. Another doubled rope comes up between the legs, separates around the dildo, and travels through the center of the rope spiral.

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Attribution

This harness was inspired by one created by Lee Harrington.

Step by step

A rear view of a person in a white bodysuit with a single column tied around their waist. The knot is over their spine and the end of the rope hangs straight down between their buttocks.

1Tie a column tie around the waist (not the hips), with the knot in back.

This tie relies on tension, so keep everything as snug as possible.

A front view of the rope coming forward between their legs and under the single column around their waist.

2Go between the legs, adjusting for comfort as necessary. Pass under the front of the waist line.

The rope comes back over the waist line and makes three tight spirals around itself, moving down. A blue dildo has been inserted between the two strands of the rope and pulled up snug against the spirals. The base of the dildo is against the pubic mound and it sticks straight out.

3Wrap the rope in a spiral around the crotch line until you reach the right height for the dildo.

Insert the dildo between the halves of the crotch line and wedge it snugly up against the spiral.

The two halves of the rope go down around the dildo on either side of it and meet underneath it. They are tied together in a square knot that is pressed snug against the dildo.

4Split the ends of the rope and bring one end down on each side of the dildo.

Tie a square knot underneath the dildo. Make everything as snug as possible.

A rear view showing one of the rope ends from the square knot passing around the right hip. It makes a reverse tension around one half of the vertical line and pulls it to the side, making a triangle. It is attached to the point of the triangle with a half hitch.

5Pass one end of the rope around the right hip and around one half of the crotch rope. Pull the line snug, making a triangle shape in the crotch rope.

Tie off with one or two half hitches.

We now see the other rope end from the square knot coming around the left hip. It makes a reverse tension around the other half of the vertical line and pulls it to the side, attaching with a half hitch. The final arrangement is a waist line with a vertical line descending from it. The two halves of the vertical line have been pulled off to the sides, making a diamond shape. They are held in place by two lines coming around the hips from the front.

6Do the same thing with the other end of the rope on the left side.

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