Tying a vibrator to person is hard. After a lot of experimentation, we think we’ve found a pretty good way to do it, but we should warn you that this is a fiddly technique that requires good control of tension. You may find that you need to modify it to work well with your body or vibrator.
1Tie an overhand loop in the rope.
The knot and loop should be about as long as the neck and head of the vibrator.
2Slip the rope over the vibrator, with the knot wedged against the neck and the loop lying on the head.
Tie a square knot behind the neck of the vibrator to hold it securely in place.
3Place the vibrator where you like it. Run each rope end back between the legs and around one leg, returning to the front.
Pass the ends through the loop and reverse tension to snug the vibrator into place.
4Pass the right end around the hip, behind the back, and around to the front.
Repeat the process with the left end and adjust tension.
5Cross the ends over each other in front.
Pass each line under itself near where it exits the loop and make a reverse tension.
6Finish the harness with a square knot.
For extra stability and better vibration, you can tie the body of the vibrator to a leg.